I’ve been searching for a metaphor for the dogs breakfast that is passing for Brown’s government reshuffle.

But I can’t.  It seems to me there was more logic and coherence to ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’.  The tag line for which was …

“Unspeakable Horrors From Outer Space Paralyze The Living And Resurrect The Dead!”

Hmmm …

Well to be fair, it does seem Labour are having great difficulty hammering their very own Criswell back into his coffin.